I am a blogger.

OK, OK already, so I gave in and created my own blog. It seems like the "cool" thing to do. And seeing as I am all about remaining "cool" dispite my dwindling tolerance of booby shirts and hoochie shorts (especially on 12 year old girls). I gave in. So what?
But mostly because I could no longer fit some of the crazy things that happen on a daily basis onto my Facebook status. That, and a friend telling me that I should write a book because you seriously can't make this stuff up.

The title of my blog reflects how I feel every day. I believe with my heart that I am a Super Mom... my husband, Jason knows this because I remind him of that fact hourly, sometimes twice an hour, depending on the day.
But, I also know that even though I have the best intentions, sometimes I fail miserably and expect that the neighbors are going to call Social Services because of the screaming that is coming from my house. And I am not afraid to admit that although I love my children with every ounce of my being...... sometimes I just want them to go away.
I know nothing about good parenting. Heck, I just wake up every morning and pray to God that no one loses a limb, gets an eye poked out or gets carted off to jail (namely, me).
So, I hope you enjoy reading about my misadventures as much as I (mostly) enjoy living them!